“That awkward moment…”

Obviously a great build up for any joke but in this case there is nothing amusing about the punchline. It is twenty two minutes past four in the morning as i write and i have been trying to sleep for the best part of two hours now. I lay here, making plans for tomorrow i know full well i will never do. I even began planning out my essay on the news in my head, knowing all my great ideas will be forgotten come morning time. I considered getting a sandwhich, despite not being hungry in the slightest. Or maybe i should read for a bit, or play some fifa. Alas, dear reader, i’m too tired to fully soak in what i’m reading, resulting in the going over the same paragraph five times and still having no idea who is doing what, and as for fifa, at this late hour my usually dexterous skills are failing me. Woe is me, the night is silent because all the SMART PEOPLE are tucked comfy in bed, snoring away in their bliss, having no idea what torment i suffer, and what lucky bastards they truly are. I have no doubt you are one of these ignorant many, and for that i hate you dear reader. But then, you read this far, so for that i love you. It’s a conundrum, a true catch twenty two if ever there were such a thing. I do believe this is drivel of the highest degree, but it shall be posted anyway, not because my insomnia must be known, or because my writing skills are a wonder to the world and to not share them would be a travesty. But because that’s how i roll. I realise not a whole lot has been said, but what more is there to say.

BREAKING NEWS > ACCORDING TO MY CLOCK I JUST NODDED OFF FOR AT LEAST FOURTEEN MINUTES. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, HOWEVER I’M STILL HERE. PAWING AT MY KEYBOARD. 

So, to summarise.

  1. CAN’T SLEEP.
  2. MAKING POINTLESS PLANS, CAN’T READ, PLAY FIFA OR SLEEP. STILL.
  3. YOU’RE SLEEPING.
  4. I HATE YOU.
  5. I LOVE YOU.
  6. I SLEPT.
  7. I WOKE UP.
And here we are.
   8. SMILE!
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